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About Us Peoples
This is a little about us peoples! Just in case you were wondering just how ghetto we really are!
My Name is Steve. I make my livin' fixin' crackens! Crackens in concrete, that is! I do what is called epoxy injection, and other types of structural repair. "Got Cracken?", Call Me, I can fix it!
Other than that I'm just a boring, average guy. Yeah Right! I like to jam old stuff like Zepplin and Floyd, I like some new stuff, too. I just can't think of any right now.
I like to hang out w/my beaner James, and his Mamma! They're pretty cool! We like to make
Ghetto-Fied food and play Ghetto-Fied Games. We built an Ultra-Fied Site, but it doesn't work. The hosting company hasn't figgered out what they are doing, yet. But they might someday, and if they do, then ya'll can see our Ultra-Fied Site. 'Til then, you can check out this plain and ghetto-fied site. It'll have all the cool recipes and stuff, but it won't have the cool sounds and GIFs. Oh well.
Anyway, there isn't much to me, I'm just the Crackenman!
I hope you like the site!!!
About Me-Me
Me-me is a Tom Thumb Monger. She has been workin' there forever! I guess she likes it...? She acts like she does. She went w/me to fix crackens one day. I'm sure she remembers that! She got way burnt to a crisp. You can prob'ly guess that she never went back to work w/me again.
She's very impregnated right now, so I get to fill in all this stuff about her, I don't know if that's why she's not typing this herself, but it sounds like a good enough reason to me. We will be having our new little beaner in January 2002, somewhere around the 15th! Oh yeah, and it's gonna be a boy! If you have any name suggestions, be sure to email us w/'em! We're always open to suggestions! We have a few names picked out, but we don't know for sure what we're gonna pick, yet.
This is Beaner James! And his Ultra-Fied Birthday gift!
About Beaner James
Beaner James is cool! He is 2 years old! And he just keeps getting bigger and bigger! He likes his Jeep, in the above picture, and he likes anything FUN!!! We go to the park a lot. He also has this thing about toy cars! He has so many toy cars it's insane!!! He's a really sweet little guy, and he's almost spoiled, we're wokin' on it!
Here's a picture of all fo us, it's pretty old, he was only one year old at the time, actually, He was only about 8 months old. But, I like this picture.
That's me on the left, and Beaner James beside me,
Me-me is next over to the right, and that's beaner Tristan on the far right. Oh, and that's my Dixie Donkey (the brown one).
So, that's a little bit about us. We'll update it soon.